(DE)MERIT BADGES

DemeritWear Merit Badges - merit badges to honor what most of us are like in the great outdoors: getting poison oak, burning a marshmallow, not knowing how to tie knots; and everyday life things: breaking an arm, cleaning up dog poop, following assembly instructions, or flashing breasts at passers-by.

MERIT BADGES - FOR EXCELLENCE IN LIFE

Disorderly Goods has a line of merit badges for all of us - honoring such accomplishments as: using our powers for good, being an optimist, and giving a shit.
$10.00 each or $112.00 for all 12 of them.

They also have free sweet wallpapers of their merit badges.

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SEASON

Girl Scout Cookie Season is upon us once again as thousands of beret-clad girls take to the streets pimping chocolate-coconut-caramel awesomeness at $4.00 a box. The Girl Scouts website has a nice directory to let you know when cookie-pimping girls will be showing up at a street corner near you.

Personal Goal: If I successfully eat one box of each kind of Girl Scout cookie, I should be allowed to buy and wear this kick-ass merit badge.

MERIT BADGES

Remember months ago when everybody was going berserk about Nerd Merit Badges?

Streamwood.net makes a line of merit badges that I can better relate to: the Balding merit badge, the Tent Burning merit badge, Coffee Drinking merit badge, Outhouse Tipping, Finger Carving, Listening, Waffle House Making, Fart Lighting, etc.